December 31, 2007
· Filed under T.V., motor mouth
Ding dong the years almost gone! I thought I would share what I’m looking forward to in 2008 rather than give you any bullshit resolutions.
- Not having any weddings to be in/attend
- Meeting my great niece and nephew when I go to Phoenix in February
- jEN and Neil hopefully visiting in May
- Paying down debt and actually saving some money
- Jamie Lynn Spears giving birth to the next generation of Spears family drama whores
- One Tree Hill’s season premiere January 8
- Moving out of the shit hole I call an apartment
- The M&I Brewers baseball trip, I don’t even like baseball, but the bus is so much fun
- Going to Rhinelander and Rummy’s bar in beautiful downtown Sugar Camp
- I guess the Sex and the City movie, I don’t plan on seeing it in theaters but can’t wait to watch it when it comes to dvd
December 26, 2007
· Filed under Red Baron Showlounge, T.V., books, motor mouth, my family
2007 is rapidly coming to a close. I thought I would share some of my favorite things/products from this year.
- Netflix I truly love this company
- Going to Rhinelander with my family I think this was the best year yet
- The Med salad from Noodles & Company
- Our Tobacco Days party
- My Secret Santa I think this person put the most thought into the gifts
- TMZ & Perez Hilton
- Wednesday pizza night/Gossip Girl
- The final Harry Potter Book
- Chilimania
- Sephora!!! This really should have been number one, but this list is in random order.
- PAYING OFF MY CAR!
December 23, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth, my family
I just wanted to say Merry Christmas everyone. I hope it is safe and happy for everyone. God, if your listing, let my step mom make something edible!
December 20, 2007
· Filed under Red Baron Showlounge, motor mouth
This year the Christmas presents I have received at work are making me feel like the office lush. My Secret Santa has bought me the following things. A shaker of salt, a citrus reamer,(didn’t even know those existed, much less how to use the thing) a lime, and today I got an airplane size bottle of Jose Cuervo. This is a great gift for me. A lot of people know how much I love Jimmy Buffett and that if I ever won the lottery my one white trash stupid splurge would be to rent out the Red Baron Showlounge for my birthday and hire Jimmy Buffett to play my birthday party only letting people on the list in. Did I mention in this fantasy Tom Wopat would be the opening act? This present alone would not make me feel like the person wearing the lampshade at the office Christmas party. My friend Tami bought me a small Miller cooler filled with a 6 pack of Miller Lite and a bunch of airplane sized bottles of assorted Pucker. These things combined make me think I should quit talking about the Red Baron Showlounge like it is my second home while I’m at work.
December 18, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth
I don’t know why this bothered me so much, but when I went to Piggly Wiggly tonight the bell ringer was reading a book. I have been a bell ringer. Your suppose to be spreading joy damn it! I just think if your going to take the time to ring bells for the Salvation Army you should be able to put your book down for a hour. At least he wasn’t on his cell phone.
December 10, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth, my family
I have been a member of Netflix for a little over a year and have loved it from the start. Who wouldn’t love getting movies delivered to your doorstep without late fee’s? Today Netflix gave me just one more reason to think they are da bomb. Last Christmas I bought several Netflix gift subscriptions for friends and family. I thought, I want to share my love of this service with everyone. I have been receiving emails from Netflix saying 2 of the gifts I bought had not been redeemed. I emailed the people and reminded them to use the subscriptions or else they would expire. Today I received an email saying that both did expire, but that I could now use them. How awsome is that?! If I bought you a Target giftcard and you did not use it Target wouldn’t give me my money back. The best part is I won’t be billed for 2 months now, plus the gifts I bought were for 3 movies at a time, so now I’ll be getting extra movies for a few months. Thank you for not redeeming my gifts! Netflix, you have an even more loyal customer now!
December 4, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth
This morning was going great. I was actually excited to get back to work. Back to my daily routine. Everything was going great until I went to get in my car. IT WOULDN’T START! Damn you, you black piece of shit!!! I call my dad, he says he’ll be over as soon as he can. I look through 3 phone books to try to find the number of Steve Hanewall’s garage. Steve if your reading this PUT AN AD IN THE YELLOW PAGES! I figured out this morning my car hates me. As soon as my dad got here, it started right away. The same thing happens when I go to Saturn of Madison with a problem. The problem magically goes away as soon as a man is present. On the plus side, it started and doesn’t need repair, and my dad took me to breakfast. Bacon makes anything better, even bad mornings.
December 3, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth
Oh vacation you have been so good to me. I do not want you to end. I do not want to start getting up at 5:10 am again. I like being a lady of leisure. Today I plan on doing nothing. I figure I’ve done enough, I’m taking it easy. I’m going to do some laundry, but that’s it. I’m definitely not taking a shower.
December 2, 2007
· Filed under motor mouth, my W.T. neighbors
When you live in Wisconsin somethings are just a given. Brett Farve will rate higher than God to some, most restaurants will serve fish fry on Friday nights, and we will have snow in the winter. Yesterday we had our first measurable snow storm. My neighbors have never really been into the shoveling around this place. Bridgette and I take care of the blow jobs(this is what we call snow plow jobs ya pervs!) and the majority of shoveling/salting the walkways. I don’t think in the 6 years that they have lived next to us that they have ever bought salt. I know this is our own fault for not saying something to them. The dude next door did shovel last night while it was still snowing. It appeared to be a light snow. Then came the rain and sleet. Bridgette and I went out to shovel today and it was wet and heavy. The neighbors actually watched us from the front window. After we were all done, I was outside salting and sanding the walk way and she came out and started talking to me. I shut the door in her face twice. If you wanted to talk, get off your ass and grab a shovel bitch!
