Technically Behaving

I know as a woman we are all looking for a lot of inches in appropriate places, but mother nature you’re not one of them. The National Weather Service is projecting 14-20 inches of snow in South Central Wisconsin between now(4pm) and 3pm tomorrow. There is suppose to be at least 10 inches on the ground by 6 am tomorrow. The hell mother nature?? As of right now we are 18 inches away from breaking the most snow in a season. The record is from 1978-79 winter. I seriously thought the radio announcer at work was fucking with me when I heard this on the radio today. On an unrelated topic I found my first genuine gray hair today. I will remember that forever. I was sitting at my desk checking my self out in the mirror I keep at my desk. I’m pretty sure this means I am officially a woman now. Does this mean that all of the screaming kids at Walmart gave me this gray hair since I don’t have any of my own? I’m pretty sure the kids next door had something to do with it too. Maybe I’ll use my impending snowday tomorrow to look for more.