Land sharks

Yesterday I went to my first purse party. What is a purse party you might ask? My first answer would be do you live under a rock? My next would be a party where you go to buy knock off Coach, Prada, Channel and Kate Spade bags. They usually have sunglasses and Tiffany & Co. jewelery too. The party I went to was held at a bar, so the guy put all of the purses in one great big pile. Seriously, it was like a small mountain of handbags. I circled the table a few times and decided on a large black Coach and some sunglasses. I then took a seat at the bar and had a few Miller Lites. (Coldest beer I’ve had in a long time might I add.) I sat there and watched all of the other women trying to decide on their purchases and thought I’ve seen this before. I was reminded of watching Shark Week on the Discovery channel. These women we very much in a shark like feeding frenzy, circling their back alley Coach’s and Tiffany necklaces. Going in for the kill. I would of found it more amusing had I not just made my own attack.  It’s a good thing the guy didn’t sell lipgloss to, otherwise I would have spent a lot more money.   I can’t wait for the next feeding frenzy!

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