Archive for May, 2008

Disco never dies

I was driving home from work today and I had to stop for a train once I got to Edgerton. I actually like stopping for trains if I’m not in a hurry to get somewhere. The reason is I love looking at the graffiti on the trains. I wish I could spray paint my name like that! I was sitting in my car and a freight car rolls by saying DISCO SUCKS! My only thought was kids, you wasted stolen spray paint on DISCO SUCKS? The hell? If your going to invest time in graffiti at least make it cool. If you don’t have any ideas at least do your first name and ROCKS! That would always be a good fall back. I guess I don’t know since I’ve never spray painted a train. I think if I did I’d just write JODI on every car.  Then you would know I was there.  I suppose that would be pretty lame too.  I never said I was cool though.  Disco will never die as long as this girl is around.

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Apparent dumping ground

Last night Bridgette’s Aunt Jackie stopped buy. Jackie has a habit of showing up at the worst times, mainly when my T.V. shows are on. Last night was the Gossip Girl season finale and the doorbell rings with only 15 minutes or so left. FUCK! Was all I could think, who the hell is here. The UPS guy is the only one who rings the bell. I open the door and there’s Jackie and her daughter Kathleen. She asks if she could use our bathroom because she was across the street at the church and it’s an “emergency.” I can tell buy the look on her face she’s not joking.  I can’t tell who is more terrified at her request, me or her daughter.  She then drops her deuce and then proceeds to talk during the rest of my shows season ender. THANK YOU JACKIE! After she left I immediately text Bridgette to tell her what her aunt just did. We have been talking about it for almost 24 hours now. I have found out that she’s not the only one. Jill told me she drove up to our house on one of her breaks to drop a deuce and then drove back to work because she didn’t want to take a dump at work. My friend Emily told me today that she dropped the kids off at the pool here after a hair appointment one day while I was at work. I guess that’s what you get when you don’t lock your doors.

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Proof the wrinkle cream’s working

I love the checkers at Piggly Wiggly!  It never fails when I go there without a stitch of makeup on and a ponytail, they card me for beer.  I went to get a few things for Becky’s birthday festivities tonight and the checker looked at me and said “Are you really old enough to buy beer?”  I smiled wide and said “You can check my I.D if you want to!”  She than said I was definitely old enough, but not excessively so.  I could have kissed her.  I’ve never thought I’ve looked over 30 but that’s just what I think, it’s just makes you feel good to get carded once and a while.

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Happy Birthday Karl

Today is my step dad Karl’s 70th birthday.  To honor him I thought I’d tell you a little story about Karl.  Our story is set about 10 years ago when I still lived at home in my mom’s basement.  During this time I learned more about my step dad than most kids do.  Like how he likes to watch his soaps everyday and tapes them when he won’t be home from making his rounds at the bars.  We’ll save that for another time though.  One day I was coming upstairs from my lair, probably to go to work when Karl stopped me.  “I have a question for you?”  “OK?”  I replied.  “The other week I came in from my garden and I used your bathroom, What is that pencil in that bag of your’s?”  “You mean in my makeup bag?”  I asked.  I was kind of starting to worry at this point.  “Yeah in your makeup bag, that brown pencil that’s in there?”  I tell him that it’s my eyeliner pencil that I use EVERYDAY.  “Why do you need to know?”  He then proceeds to tell me that he’s been using it everyday for the past couple of weeks to fill in his mustache because he has a spot that is kind of thin and that this wonderful pencil in MY makeup bags works way better than the black sharpie marker he’s been using.  After all this is explained he then says “Can you buy me one of those things?”  So next time you see my step dad at the local Piggly Wiggly or the Red Baron Showlounge  tell him how nice his mustache looks thanks to Cover Girl.

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Rules are ment to be broken…right?

Oh Old Navy, why do I love thee?  I have a rule that I came up with the other summer when I figured out I had bought several new pairs of flip flops.  Flip flops that I can’t wear to work.  My rule was all new summer footwear had to be able to be worn to work.  That rule went out the window today.  Old Navy has Jelly flip flops!!!  How could I not buy them?  They were saying “Look at us Jodi, we are so much cuter than the Jelly Shoes you had 20 years ago!”  I could not resist.  They were only $7.  That was how I justified them.  I wanted to buy all of the colors because they are so cute, but I do have some restraint.  Where else can you go and buy 6 new tshrits and a pair of cute flip flops for $60?  At least I can wear all of my new basic tshirts to work. :)

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Responsible!!

Growing up is hard, but can be so rewarding in so many ways.  Last fall I paid my car off, since then I have been putting that money and any extra on one of my credit cards.  I was all set to go and buy an 80G iPOD Classic with my Stimulus check.  I was responsible for once in my life.  I put the entire amount on one of my credit cards and PAID IT OFF!!!!  Today the check cleared and Capital One no longer owns a part of my soul. Being responsible isn’t as much fun as playing with a new iPOD, but it sure feels good.  Now to tackle my card with the most damage.  If all goes according to plan I’ll have it paid of by Christmas 2009.  Once that happens I’m having a huge party, paid for with cash.  :)

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SPRING!

Spring is here!  To prove this I mowed my lawn for the first time today.  It felt great!  After a long crappy winter, I never thought we’d get back to lawn work.  A lot of people don’t enjoy mowing their lawn, I disagree.  It gives me a time to listen to my iPOD, and work out while making my lawn look as good as it can get.  Plus a good, cold beer always tastes better after a little sweat.  Ask me again in the middle of July if I still like mowing the lawn.

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Top 10 80’s hair bands

Yesterday I saw a top 25 on 80’s hair bands.  The dude’s list totally sucked!  I was sitting at my desk today and decided to do my own 80’s list but just my top 10 favorite bands from the 80’s.  No one cares about anything more than that anyway.  Here goes

  1. Van Halen
  2. Motley Crue
  3. Ratt
  4. Poison
  5. Def Lepard
  6. Warrent
  7. Skid Row
  8. Bon Jovi
  9. Winger
  10. Twisted Sister

Ok, now don’t judge me by my taste in music.  I can’t help it if I love Ratt!  The top 5 are probably all a tie for first, but I had to make a decision.

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